As a woman who definitely does not have "back," this always sort of made me feel left out. While it's been over 20 years since Sir Mix-A-Lot sang those immortal lyrics, the discussion of big butts is still on the table, especially thanks to Kim Kardashian, who, in her own right, has pretty much cornered the market. We asked eight men their thoughts on big butts. Totally anonymously and completely candid, here's what these men think about big butts, and the ladies who have 'em. I feel all big butts are not created equal. Not all big butts are nice butts.
A photograph was captioned as showing a year-old Ivanka Trump sitting on her father Donald Trump's lap during a concert at their Mar-a-Lago estate. The photograph does not in itself document any 'grinding' or other inappropriate physical activity between Ivanka and her father. How many times can the creepiness of the Trump family seriously shock us? I mean…Trump has stated that he would date his own daughter, asked strangers if they thought she was hot, told a live morning show crowd the thing he had most in common with her was sex and groped her live on stage at the Republican National Convention. What could be worse than that? The answer is, of course, the pictures.
Everyone always wants what they don't have, which is why girls that don't have big butts often complain about their lack of booty and tell you how lucky you are that you have your big, beautiful booty. But there are some hardships that come with having a big butt that people that don't have quite as much back just don't understand. Just because your jeans fit your butt doesn't mean they fit anything else. Actually, chances are, if your pants fit in the butt, they're either too loose around the waist, or in the thighs, or just too long. Which is why you only have one pair of jeans that fits you perfectly and never lets you down.
And yet, men are attracted to behinds for procreative reasons. As biopsychologist Dr. Gordon G. Gallup, Jr. That settled that.